Grand Re-Opening

Hello ladies and gentle men... I want to apologize as my act was cancelled, but I am re-opening the show. I had to take care of a little business called life. I had to perform a side show called school and I became a father. Anyhow, let's get this show up and running.

For my first performance. A staring contest! Go!

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Okay... that did not go as planned I blinked two seconds in. You win!

Just kidding, however, I will be trying to make a comeback. So, what I plan to have in store is, a joke of the week, funny stories, and hilarious youtube videos with a little commentary by me. Those are only the beginning. I will get this show back up and running for the greatest audience ever.

I tip my hat, and bid a farewell for now.

Creepy or what?